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by Calendar by Story Arc by Theme Alphabetically

Classic FPM

  no punchline
  It could be worse...
  Getting Catty
  the man in the mirror
  Worst. Nightmare. Ever.
  Minas Tirith!
  I'm Batman!
  Lonely
  The Change
  Love.
  Water Bottle and Mouse
  Who Was that Masked Man?

Dating

  It's the Car
  She Kisses Like a Fish
  Stickin' it to The Man!
  Kiss me!
  It's the Car. No really.
  Mostly Harmless
  Rich
  Lonely
  The Change
  Love.
  I've Found a New Girlfriend
  Star-crossed lovers
  Schwing!
  Carry a big stick
  Potter Fetish
  Twist!
  Cooties
  Ka-PSH!
  Her!
  Oh My Goddess!

Dragons

  Not Dead Yet

Einstein

  German Bait
  Crap, again.
  I want to dance
  Flee!
  In the End
  ALIVE!
  Obsession, for Telepaths

Guest Comics

  The Adventures of Zorro
  Who Was that Masked Man?
  Monday Hulk Special #31

High School

  Her!
  Oh My Goddess!

Im Batman

  Getting Catty
  Worst. Nightmare. Ever.
  I'm Batman!

Jedi

  Racial tension
  Playin' the Game
  The Man Lies
  Nooo!
  Yes, My Son?
  The Ball Pit
  Ninjas
  Ninja'd!
  Snakes... nah...
  No Pants-san
  Prank War
  Aggressive Negotiations
  Trade-off
  Weed Hopper
  Rosemary's Baby
  Jedi Need Women
  Punching Bag
  Enjoy the lamentation of the women...
  Snipes!
  Snipes on a Plane

Letters to the Editor

  Tenable

LotR

  Minas Tirith!

Monday Hulk Special

  Filler
  Monday Hulk Spcial
  Monday Hulk Special
  Monday Hulk Special
  Monday Hulk Special
  Monday Hulk Special 6
  Monday Hulk Special 7
  Monday Hulk Special 8
  Monday Hulk Special 9
  Monday Hulk Special 10
  Holiday Hulk Special: St. Patrick's Day
  Monday Hulk Special 11
  Monday Hulk Special #12
  Monday Hulk Special #13
  Monday Hulk Special #14
  Monday Hulk Special # 15
  Monday Hulk Special #16
  Monday Hulk Special #17
  Monday Hulk Special #18
  Monday Hulk Special #19
  Monday Hulk Special #20
  Monday Hulk Special #21
  Monday Hulk Special #22
  Monday Hulk Special #23
  Monday Hulk Special #24
  Monday Hulk Special #24
  Monday Hulk Special #26
  Monday Hulk Special #27
  Monday Hulk Special #28
  Monday Hulk Special #29
  Monday Hulk Special #30
  Monday Hulk Special #31
  Monday Hulk Special #32
  Monday Hulk Special #33
  'Leventh September (MHS#34)
  Monday Hulk Special #35

Music

  Monday Hulk Special 11
  Monday Hulk Special #17
  Monday Hulk Special #24
  Monday Hulk Special #28

Ninjas

  Ninjas
  Ninja'd!
  Snakes... nah...
  No Pants-san
  Prank War
  Aggressive Negotiations
  Trade-off
  Weed Hopper
  Rosemary's Baby
  Jedi Need Women
  Punching Bag
  Captain Jack
  Jack Vs the Kunoichi
  Enjoy the lamentation of the women...
  Snipes!
  Snipes on a Plane

Parody

  Feed Me, Seymore
  What's so civil about war anyway?
  I'm Batman!
  Not Dead Yet

Pirates

  Captain Jack
  Jack Vs the Kunoichi

Spidey Battles

  Feed Me, Seymore
  It's the Car
  The Wedge
  Unbeknowing
  Brains...
  Plattitudes
  Your Mom
  My Mom
  Bonk!
  Clueless
  Green Crap
  Karnage In Someone's Service
  A Delicate Condition
  Touch me!
  Your Mom, redux
  Take My Wife, ... Please
  Reinforcements
  Send in the Clones
  Whump!
  Big Brother is Watching
  Bert the Babykiller
  Ride 'em Spidey
  What's so civil about war anyway?

Stark Industries

  Pee!
  Gotta Go!
  Meet. Dr. Bones.
  German Bait
  Crap, again.
  I want to dance
  Flee!
  In the End
  ALIVE!
  Obsession, for Telepaths

The Car

  It's the Car
  It's the Car. No really.

The Desk

  Water Bottle and Mouse

The Fifth Wall

  Feed Me, Seymore
  Unbeknowing
  Plattitudes
  Your Mom
  My Mom
  no punchline
  It could be worse...

The Role Players

  Feed Me, Seymore
  Let's Play Pretend
  Small and Simple Things
  I Believe...
  Play with your toys...
  Four's a Crowd
  Bert the Babykiller
  Ride 'em Spidey
  Kiss me!
  Mostly Harmless
  Rich
  I've Found a New Girlfriend
  Her!
  Oh My Goddess!

Wicket

  no punchline
  It could be worse...
  the man in the mirror
  Minas Tirith!

X Freaks

  Powers
  Icy Cold
  Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery
  It's the Car. No really.
  Meet. Dr. Bones.
  German Bait
  Crap, again.
  Star-crossed lovers
  Schwing!
  Carry a big stick
  Potter Fetish
  Twist!
  Cooties
  I want to dance
  Flee!
  In the End
  ALIVE!
  Obsession, for Telepaths

none

  Not Yet...

The Fantastic Plastic Men are copyright 2005 by Eric J. Ehlers. e-mail him for any reprint permissions. The figures used in the making of this comic were not harmed in anyway, except perhaps in the indignity they suffered via appearing in a satire like this (which makes it fair use!). The figures and props probably also have some copyrights through Hasbro, Toy Biz, Mattel, DC Comics, Lucasfilm, Marvel, and Wingnut Films. In anycase, they're all copyrights of their respective owners, and I'm not claiming in anyway that I have designed any of these figures -- I just make fun of them. Though designing action figures would be a really cool job, don't you think? Too bad the companies own all the rights, and not the guy who did the actual work.

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